Bob’s A Morvanian
Bob’s A Morvanian!
I was speaking to Bob one day … a fine, upstanding gentleman he was too. But he told me one day, friends, that he had a confession to make … One which, if the public ever heard it, would shake their fear in him to the limit …
Now that he is sadly no longer with us I feel I must share the events of that day with you.
He said to me …
“I never wanted to be a black mage.I always wanted to be …
… a MORVANIAN!
Leaping from ghoul to ghoul amongst the mighty undead hordes of Northern Albion … The zombies, the skeles, the VAMPIRES … With good old Sir Kate by my side, we’d sing, sing, SING ….
<dum dum dum>
I’m Morvanian and I’m OK,
I drink all night and I sleep all day!
He’s Morvanian and he’s OK,
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day!
I cut down wights, I eat undead,
I go to the armoury.
On wednesdays I get frightening,
Have acolytes for tea.
I’m Morvanian and I’m OK,
I drink all night and I sleep all day!
He’s Morvanian and he’s OK,
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day!
I cut down wights, I fight and smite,
I like to >>SHOCK<< wild flowers!
I put on Danya’s clothing,
and terrorise small bars!
I’m Morvanian and I’m OK,
I drink all night and I sleep all day!
He’s Morvanian and he’s OK,
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day!
I cut down wights, I wear chain mail,
Vambraces and big knife.
I wish I’d been a white mage,
Just like my dear old wife!
I’m Morvanian and I’m OK,
I drink all night and I sleep all day!
He’s Morvanian and he’s OK,
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day!
I’m Morvanian and I’m Okaaaaaaaay …
I drink all night and I sleep all daaay!”
baZ and Rod ’97
(apologies to Monty Python)