The Ballad of Aramar Carlsson, by Dan Attfield

Aramar, our great and mighty lord
Aramar, we were never bored
Aramar, he has a massive sword
Arama-a-a-a-a-a-a-r…

He went on an epic journey
To help his friends
And we knew his loyalty
It would never end
He crossed the river on a boat
And he stood proud
He lent his strength
To his warlord, Skarald…

Aramar, he’s such a wonderful guy
Aramar, thank Morvana he didn’t die
Aramar, so strong and virile
Arama-a-a-a-a-a-a-r…

He’s very good
At fighting the undead
But unfortunately
He couldn’t get the armour off his head
He strode through Newcroft
With his good knight, Jared
And the whores reassure us
That he’s very good in bed…

Aramar, our great and mighty lord
Aramar, we were never bored
Aramar, he has a massive sword
Arama-a-a-a-a-a-a-r…
Aramar, he’s such a wonderful guy
Aramar, thank Morvana he didn’t die
Aramar, so strong and virile
Arama-a-a-a-a-a-a-r…